Have you heard the latest news?
Lazarus is back from the dead
looking as one would expect.
Dripping with the waters of Sheol.
Babbling about body and soul.
And Then he found his wife in their bed
buck naked and already wed.
The tax collector beneath his sheets.
The door swings open. Floorboards creak.
Now who will toast our noble host who has this morning given up the ghost?
The rib of Adam, the eyes of Eve.
The sons of Cain receive no reprieve.