Text Offender (digigasm) wrote,
Text Offender

I keep washable crayons in the shower near my razor. Why? I'm sincerely glad you asked.

I come up with my best lyrics while I'm washing my cock and ass.

Yes, I do them both at once.

Where are my tears now,
when I need them the most?

I use the crayons to write the words down on the wall before I forget them.

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