Text Offender (digigasm) wrote,
Text Offender

A robot wakes me.

A robot vibrates the air to excite my ears.

A robot makes my coffee.

A robot sends ultrasonic waves into my teeth.

A robot finds information for me.

A robot shows me what the weather might be like.

A robot knows my favorite brand of beer.

A robot will tell you anything it knows if you can ask it the right way.

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