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Friday, June 21st, 2002

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The world wouldn't suck so much if it weren't for all these fucking people.

The End.
Did anyone notice...
I changed my name? Actually, I've changed it twice. I began life on LJ as "Anonymous Bipedal Male Mammal". Catchy, eh? I didn't think so either so I changed it to "Betta represent, beeyotch!". That shit was just stoopid, yo.

I am now "Text Offender". Get it? It's like, I offend with text. But it kinda sounds like "sex offender" so it has connotations of prowling sleaze of the sexual sort. Clever, non?

I need an arch nemesis. Or I need to be one.
Rental Review
Today, I review "The Score" starring Robert DeNiro, Ed Norton, Angela Bassett, and Marlon Brando ( who I affectionately refer to as "that fat tub of lard with a lisp"). Directed by Yoda.

Spoil it for me, you sexy man!Collapse )
I'm not wearing any panties.

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