July 10th, 2002


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Sometimes I wonder if my scrotum stinks. So I'll rub my hand on it and then smell my hand. I do notice a slight odor but it isn't unpleasant. But, then again, sometimes I like the smell of my farts.

A friend once said "You have really bad body-odor today". I couldn't smell a thing. Even with my nose seated firmly within the depths of my adolescent armpit.

My wife is no help. When I ask her "Honey, how come you never give me blowjobs anymore? Do I stink?" she says no. But she is my wife and may be reluctant to hurt my feelings.

I need an objective opinion. My nuts. Your nose.
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