March 13th, 2003

max

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As I was leaving for work this afternoon I noticed that my driver-side headlight was out. I decided to swing by Schucks on my way to work. About a block away from my house I got pulled over my a motorcycle county cop for going 40mph in the 25mph zone. Bleh! $114 ticket.

I hate it when I think of things I "should have" said to get out of the ticket. When he asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, I should've said "because my headlight is out?" He would've said "no speeding". I would've said "It's 35mph here, right?" Anyway it would've given me an opportunity to appear at least halfway attentive.

I should be able to either get out of the ticket or get it reduced. I have nothing on my driving record. They've got nothing on me, brother sir.

I'm going to drown my troubles in the Mercury's delicious gin & tonics tonight.
max

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Oh, I had a weird dream last night.

I was shopping at Costco and bought a huge bag of ground lamb. When I got home I opened the bag and poured out the milk into a container. Later, Jade and I were using the bag of ground lamb for a pillow while camping.

Meat pillow. Heh.