April 12th, 2006

wee nanner

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Captain Trips almost got me this time. Almost.

And now, my submission for the Lipnicki Award:

A transcript of Jade's add/delete request sheet for her mp3 player.

Michael Jackson - Thriller
GWAR - Meat Sandwich
Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid
Weird Al - George of the Jungle
Weird Al - This is the Life
Kompressor - You have to Synthesize
Kompressor - We Have to Fight
Kompressor - Music Industry
Kompressor - Zapruder
Kompressor - Turn the Knob
Kompressor - Attack and Release
Kompressor - Destroy Mass Media
Gorillaz - O Green World
Gorillaz - El Manna
Gorillaz - November has Come

Android Lust - Heathen
Tori Amos - Raspberry Swirl
Black Flag - TV Party
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
Stereo MCs - Connected
Moby - Machete
Beatles - Love Me Do
Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - Soldier
System of a Down - Radio/Video
Public Enemy - Revolverlution
Public Enemy - Get Your Shit Together
Hocico - Forgotten Tears
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The Eye

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Another good one is to print up little cards that say "sorry I fucked up" "good for one free face shot" and carry the cards around in your wallet. When you find yourself blindsided by an argument hand one to your opponent. It doesn't even have to be your fault but it says you're more interested in keeping the peace than being right.

You might want to leave off the "face shot" part in your situation. That little firecracker will redeem.