April 15th, 2006

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My friend, Ben, gave me a box of Yehuda Matzos for passover. I felt bad that I had forgotten to buy him a passover gift and I didn't have the heart to tell him that I'm not jewish. Really, Triscuits would've been fine. But Ben likes to show off by buying authentic Yehuda Matzos imported from Jerusalem. He spoils me.

I ate one. It didn't taste very good but it was edible if I chased each bite with a swig of beer.
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I don't have a middle name. When asked for it I usually provide my two-quarter name.

When I was in high school I always thought the foreign exchange students were sexy despite being unattractive.