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Sunday, April 16th, 2006

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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
The other day I got the opportunity to explain to a catholic what bunnies and eggs have to do with Easter. What a treat.

I told him Pagans have a holiday in Spring that competes with the Zombie Jesus. These evildoers use this day to celebrate fertility with eggs and bunnies as symbols of fertility. I couldn't resist telling him that PAGAN stands for People Against Goodness And Normalcy :)

I wonder if he'll still let his kids go on Easter Egg Hunts.

I have no idea where Easter Ham comes from. Pigs are not symbols of fertility.
Where the fuck is everybody? Did I miss a rapture or something?

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