Text Offender (digigasm) wrote,
Text Offender

From some DeMuDi documents:

No warranties, either expressed or implied, are hereby given. All
material is supplied as is, without guarantee. The user assumes all
responsibility for damages resulting from the use of DeMuDi
including, but not limited to, fustration, disgust, system abends,
disk head-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark attack,
nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, local
electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure,
invasion, hasing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction
surfaces, comic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive
electronic components, windstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, infuriated
chickens, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical sexual devices,
premature activation of the distant early warning system, peasant
uprisings, halitosis, artillery bombardment, explosions, cave-ins,
and-or frogs falling from the sky.

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