Text Offender (digigasm) wrote,
Text Offender

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Did anyone notice...

I changed my name? Actually, I've changed it twice. I began life on LJ as "Anonymous Bipedal Male Mammal". Catchy, eh? I didn't think so either so I changed it to "Betta represent, beeyotch!". That shit was just stoopid, yo.

I am now "Text Offender". Get it? It's like, I offend with text. But it kinda sounds like "sex offender" so it has connotations of prowling sleaze of the sexual sort. Clever, non?

I need an arch nemesis. Or I need to be one.

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