Last night I took the family out to dinner at IHOP after Jade's basketball game. The table across from us was occupied by mormons. They kept harassing the waitstaff trying to engage them in conversations. "Do you go to church?" "Have you heard the word of God?" And when the poor waitress was finally able to get away (her supervisor saw what was happening and called her away to save her) they were having a self-righteous contest amongst themselves.
I almost wished they would've tried to strike up a conversation with me.