Text Offender (digigasm) wrote,
Text Offender

Wife said something that pissed me off this morning. She said that she'll give me more blowjobs when I can play drums like Dave Lombardo. I read his bio. He started playing drums the year I was born. He played for 10 years before starting Slayer. That means I have to practice 8 hours a day for ten years before I'm deemed sexy enough to be given blowjobs.

Fuck that. It'll be faster and easier to find a girlfriend.

I'm still going to keep practicing...

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