I've accepted Jesus into my heart and will forthwith devote all of my energy to serving and worshipping Him. I now realize that Jesus loves me no matter what. He loves me even though I sometimes think about penises and how much I'd like to touch and taste them and have them inside me. He loves me even though I deceive people close to me by telling them that I'm at work when I'm actually mainlining heroin and engaging in sodomy with random strangers. He loves and forgives me even though I voted for George W. Bush. Twice.
From this day forward I am going to use my energy to serve Him by being a witness to the sinners around me. There are still alot of people that aren't aware that they are going to burn in eternal damnation. I am going to be a witness to His love and word.