Text Offender (digigasm) wrote,
Text Offender

My Anus is Bleeding...


I just got another speeding ticket. Some Most days I hate being alive. It doesn't help when I am the single source of revenue for Snohomish County and the State of Washington. I know...I'll get rid of my cars. Oh, wait. I have to get to work somehow. Corinne has to get to her precious Vogue somehow. Ok...I'll move closer to work so I can walk. I'll move somewhere with a real public trasit system. Oh, wait. I can't afford a fucking $500,000 house. Ok...I'll have to get a higher paying job. Oh, wait. I don't have a degree and I don't have any experience. Well....that only leaves the option of putting my head in front of the working end of a 12-gauge. Oh, wait. Suicide is illegal. My wife wouldn't get any life insurance.

I see myself becoming a raging problem alcoholic within the next year. It's my destiny. It's time I gave in.

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