Text Offender (digigasm) wrote,
Text Offender

I was going to write a book about my vacation but I choose not to waste the time on what will essentially be a big complaining pity-party. So I'll just list the bad and the good things so I can move on with my life.

Bad Things:

Itchy hives on my forearms
Wood tick infestation
Being stuck in an enclosed space with sibling rivals
Pinched nerve or pulled muscle in my neck
Dislocated shoulder and the emergency room bill
The stupid prepaid cell phone I bought
The blister on my foot
Losing my wallet

Good Things:
I got to sleep with a woman
Leinenkugels' Red on tap
Seeing friends and family
I didn't have to work for 2 weeks

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