Bad Things:
Itchy hives on my forearms
Wood tick infestation
Being stuck in an enclosed space with sibling rivals
Ringworm
Pinched nerve or pulled muscle in my neck
Bronchitis
Dislocated shoulder and the emergency room bill
The stupid prepaid cell phone I bought
The blister on my foot
Losing my wallet
Good Things:
I got to sleep with a woman
Leinenkugels' Red on tap
Seeing friends and family
I didn't have to work for 2 weeks