I brought my son (I make sure to refer to him as my best buddy when I introduce him) to work with me today. He wanted something to play with so I opened my drawer to see what toys I had available. Inside the drawer were a hacky-sack and a stress/squeeze ball thing. He shouted, in his normal tone; +30db, "Daddy! I could play with your balls!"
I don't need to say that my coworkers were amused.